Crap, you are a few updates back!
Unfortunately, I've seen a few threads about phones that only get the "Check for update not available at this time" message and have been installing updates manually.
To the OP, you will need to be at 5.9.905 in order to get ICS, either manually or via OTA. The next update you should've gotten was 5.5.893, followed by 5.9.902. You might be able to get help at http://www.droidrzr.com/index.php/topic/4026-samurihls-house-of-bionic/ but read EVERYTHING.
Try a new sim card and let Verizon know where you're at.
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