I'm Sexy And I Know It

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so android users are good at using their phone while pooping and hitting a home run on a first date! correlation? we are using our time wisely texting/sexting that someone while we are pooping! :biggrin::D

Exactly.... or maybe not... it depends??? Does that help? Lmao

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To be honest however, I've never been in the throws of passion, and had her ask....... what kind of phone I've got.

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To be honest however, I've never been in the throws of passion, and had her ask....... what kind of phone I've got.

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As long as she doesn't compare it to the thickness of the RAZR I don't see the harm in her asking such a question though lol

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So what does it mean when I have a droid and my wife has a basic flip phone? :frown:

We were in that situation... then I finally got her on the Android bandwagon with me. And, well, you see my avatar...

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As long as she doesn't compare it to the thickness of the RAZR I don't see the harm in her asking such a question though lol

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Roflmfao.... nice.

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Oh man, Apple users are gonna have a field day with this one. What fanboy wrote this one? Android nerds being full blown, irresistible players? I think not. Apple nerds and Starbucks emo's being full blown, irresistible players?...I think not. Hate to break your hearts closet nerd hopefuls - the type of phone you have will more than likely never make the difference in you getting laid. Takes game boys and girls, not fancy tech toys.
 
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Oh man, Apple users are gonna have a field day with this one. What fanboy wrote this one? Android nerds being full blown, irresistible players? I think not. Apple nerds and Starbucks emo's being full blown, irresistible players?...I think not. Hate to break your hearts closet nerd hopefuls - the type of phone you have will more than likely never make the difference in you getting laid. Takes game boys and girls, not fancy tech toys.
Not so sure. I was out last night in a club and I started talking to this girl. Everything was going great, I could tell she was into me. So I took out my Droid RAZR, looked her in the eye and said "I'm going to just lay this right here." It was met with a blank stare, so I said, "Payed $299.00 for this puppy. Check out how thin it is." She started to pull away, and I was confused so I had to pull out all the stops. I said "You want to hold it? Make a call or two? Feel free baby. It's a Droid RAZR." She walked away from me. It's pretty obvious she's into iPhones with that kind of reaction.
 

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Not so sure. I was out last night in a club and I started talking to this girl. Everything was going great, I could tell she was into me. So I took out my Droid RAZR, looked her in the eye and said "I'm going to just lay this right here." It was met with a blank stare, so I said, "Payed $299.00 for this puppy. Check out how thin it is." She started to pull away, and I was confused so I had to pull out all the stops. I said "You want to hold it? Make a call or two? Feel free baby. It's a Droid RAZR." She walked away from me. It's pretty obvious she's into iPhones with that kind of reaction.

How else would she have resisted that??? Clearly she's only into iPhones.
 

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Not so sure. I was out last night in a club and I started talking to this girl. Everything was going great, I could tell she was into me. So I took out my Droid RAZR, looked her in the eye and said "I'm going to just lay this right here." It was met with a blank stare, so I said, "Payed $299.00 for this puppy. Check out how thin it is." She started to pull away, and I was confused so I had to pull out all the stops. I said "You want to hold it? Make a call or two? Feel free baby. It's a Droid RAZR." She walked away from me. It's pretty obvious she's into iPhones with that kind of reaction.

damn fan girls! lol
 

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Oh man, Apple users are gonna have a field day with this one. What fanboy wrote this one? Android nerds being full blown, irresistible players? I think not. Apple nerds and Starbucks emo's being full blown, irresistible players?...I think not. Hate to break your hearts closet nerd hopefuls - the type of phone you have will more than likely never make the difference in you getting laid. Takes game boys and girls, not fancy tech toys.

I think the point was more that suave players tend to pick Android more than iOS or BB. dancedroid
 
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See girls want a man thats "open for anything" hope u all get what i mean. Plus. All IPhone users are married to 1 women aka steve jobs

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I don't understand why this is offensive. We need a break from the breaking news. Everyone needs a good chuckle every once in a while!

Loosen up guys and gals :b.

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