My suggestion is not to do anything overly deep or metaphorical. A lot of people in my graduating class did (including myself) and now looking back on it i'm like
"Who the hell did I think I was?"
what about "It's the fastest who get paid and the fastest who get laid" is that too deep? haha no I get what your saying everyone puts like long quotes that usually doesn't even reflect who they are
"Faith is, by definition, believing in something that cannot be proven. As such, the more you talk about your faith the more I wonder if you're trying to convince me -- or yourself."
"Prose opens the eyes and the heart by way of the mind. Poetry opens the soul."