New Yahoo! Survey Suggests 25% of Women are Willing to Give Up Sex for Their Tablet

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  1. dgstorm

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    This story is especially important for our male readers out there... we have some sad news to share with you. You spouse/significant other may be having an affair... an affair with their tablet device. Apparently, according to a recent survey, 1/4 of women surveyed would rather give up sex for a year than give up their tablets for a year. (scary thought of the day - if that trend increases our species could be doomed!!!!)

    Yahoo! recently performed a survey regarding tablet habits in the average American household. Their results were quite intriguing to say the least. Here's a breakdown of the most interesting tidbits:
    • 62% of all U.S. tablet owners now say they use their tablets on a daily basis with an average use of 2.4 hours per day
    • 15% would give up their car for an entire year to be able to keep their tablet!
    • Tablets are now the second most fought over device in the living room, just behind desktops/laptops, and ahead of TV remotes.
    • A third of men frequently take their tablet to the bathroom.
    • Forty percent of women never take the tablet to the bathroom.
    • Twenty percent of women are happy to give up sex to keep their tablet.
    • Only half as many men would give up sex for their tablet (13%).
    • The tablet is the go-to wind-down device: 91% use their tablet in bed.
    So, gentlemen, the next time you see your female in bed with her tablet, just take a moment to tease her. You might say something like, "Hey! Get your boyfriend out of my bed!" ;)

    Source: Yahoo!
     
  2. Crankintopwater69

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    Thats 2 funny.Thank God thats not my Queen,she'll kick that tablet rite out of bed for daddy.:biggrin:
     
  3. kodiak799

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    lucky tablet
     
  4. johnomaz

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    I have a feeling women will give up sex for way more than just a tablet.
     
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    Survey has no bases...13% of men would give up sex? Yeah right! I know no guy would do that unless he aint getting any from the start even then if presented with a nake chick in bed vs a tablet no guy in his right mind would opt out for a tablet. Lol..
     
  6. TisMyDroid

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    Define "sex"...

    No, don't because this is a family friendly forum. Just saying!

    Sent from my DROID RAZR Maxx using Droid Forums
     
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    Those giving up sex are clearly using their tablet for porn (so they must have Android tablets?)
     
  8. akhenax

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    This! That is more than 1 out of 10 men. Far too many for this to even be taken seriously.
     
  9. blacksoxing

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    I'd like to know the seriousness of the study

    Was it just phone calls....or multiple choice...or in person....???

    Too many variables.

    Like if I call you, I can probably coax out a YES. If you're looking iat it on paper, w/nobody knowing who you are....you ain't goin' choose that!!!!
     
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    lmao. Poor guys. Buy her the tablet as a gift to get sex and it backfires
     
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    this thread is hilarious...
     
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    I'd take them to People's Court.
    Lol
     
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