Elegant simplicity might be what you describe. In a complicated world less is more, a subtlety often overlooked in an excessive compulsive society.
That may be how someone in advertising would sell a less functional phone. Personally, the more it can do, the better. Complexity is my forte.
You sound like an IT guy without a college degree.
You sound like someone that needs to return their Droid, and revert back to the bag phone you had.