Yes or no

[Efin]

No, it really was the dog.

So does your dog have really bad gas too?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, of course. All the time. Bad dog!

Did you know the average dog is as smart as a 2 year old baby?

 

[Efin]

Yes, and most politicians...

Is your dog "smart as the average political tool" ?

 

[Sajo]

No. She is smarter!

Have you ever driven a car out of the airport parking lot and later realized that it was not your car?

 

[Efin]

Yes, and I told the officer, but he didn't believe me, that was a long night.

Is finding yourself in the wrong car a common occurrence for you?

 

[Sajo]

No, not common. Just that one time after a lot of tequila on the flight.....

If you try to fail at something and end up succeeding....did you really fail?

 

[Efin]

Yes, and no, depends if you get caught with a body...

If you were offered your same job at twice your normal pay at your current job location, but you had to wear colored nail polish makeup, a wig and high heals with your normal work site attire, and couldn't tell your workers why, would you?

 

[Sajo]

No way! Triple my current salary and I am in!

Is this situation something that "a friend of yours" had to do...or is doing now?

 

[Efin]

Oh no, it just seemed like something you'd know more about.

Are you a candidate for running with the Bulls in Barcelona?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Watch for me on TV. I will be the guy running....

Have you ever lived on a beach for more than one week living only on handouts from strangers?

 

[Efin]

No, although I did live at the beach for several years during my college party years, and may have known a few bikini clad strangers...

Have you ever worked for tips at the bus station shining shoes?

 

[Sajo]

No. Sounds interesting though. I'm sure the clientele is wonderful.

Do you enjoy walking barefoot through public wishing wells while singing show tunes?

 

[Efin]

Yes, naked too, it's my bath.

Is your doctor still requiring you to supply daily samples?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. He said I am "normal" now.

If a co-worker is walking around with his fly wide open...do you tell him?

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[Efin]

No, I don't look below the belt, didn't you learn that in your SH training?

Do you get your meds from the corner doctor still?