Yes or no

[Sajo]

Yes, I think I was today. Or.....the people I had to put up with today were just so strange that they could be considered "from another world".....

Is it fair that some prisoners have to make license plates that read " Live Free Or Die" ?

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[Efin]

Yes, absolutely they chose their path.

Is it fair that prisoners actually get paid to work after their crimes?

 

[Sajo]

No, its not fair. But neither is the "Big Prizes Here" stand at the local County Fair.

Did you know that we eat an average of 18 acres of pizza every day in America?

 

[Efin]

No, Wow, and I haven't had pizza in months, I imagine it was more when I ate it daily...

Did you know that the story of the lemmings running over the cliff is not factual?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Of course...everyone knows that.

Have you ever seen a Unicorn....when you were sober?

 

[Efin]

Yes, in the movie Legend, and stone cold sober.

Do you believe everything you see in movies too?

 

[Sajo]

Of course. If it's on TV or on the big screen it has to be true.......right?

Did you know that Donald Duck cartoons have been banned in Finland...because he doesn't wear pants?

 

[Efin]

No That's crazy, but he's very popular in part of Northern California...

Did you know that Guardians of the Galaxy wasn't filmed in space?

 

[Sajo]

What? I haven't even seen it yet and you just ruined it for me.

I suppose you are also going to claim that animals can't really talk?

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[Efin]

Oh no, they can talk, especially after you drink half a bottle of tequila...

Did you know that drinking mass quantities of any high quality alcohol makes lots of spectacular things happen.?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, I know that a lot of tequila makes her clothes fall off. That can be spectacular sometimes.

Can you explain how it is possible to lose one sock (just one....) in a hotel laundry room?

 

[Efin]

Yes, it's because you left the sock in the maids room.

Does you SO know about the maid, or your involvement with her?

 

[Sajo]

Nope, she does not. But there is really nothing to know...just a missing sock. But I did see a handyman today wearing only one sock.....hmmm?

Did you know that if you passed gas constantly for 6 years and 9 months, you would produce enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb? Ready...set...go!

 

[Efin]

No, but I've heard rumors about someone who's close in the south.

Is it natural for a man to want more than one wife?

 

[Sajo]

No. But it is natural to want one wife and a few girl friends. Just as friends...of course.

Do you ever blame your flatulence on the dog?