Yes or no

[Sajo]

Yes please. Good old fashion cash works great. A Queen CD huh? Hmmmm......

Do you like to dress like Freddie and sing in front of a mirror? (......makes the rockin' world go round)

 

[shinlee]

no..will you buy lg g4?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I'd buy the S6 over it, better overall.

Do you like to dress like Freddie and sing in front of the mirror?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. I gave that up years ago.

Do you have a strange fear of tomatoes?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, when they start flying towards me during my stand-up routine at the corner pub...

Do you also have a fear of nasty broccoli?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Bring it on. Tastes like chicken.

Are you excited for the bacon emoji in 2016? Bring on the bacon emoji!!!

 

[cerisecons]

No, seeing bacon all the time will ruin my Vegan lifestyle.

Do you want some now?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Always. Everything is better with bacon!

Have you ever lost your voice? And then tried to find it?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but unfortunately it was left at a party after Tequila and a few chicas took it...

Do you wanna party like it's 1999?

 

[Sajo]

No. I am not a Prince! I did throw a pretty awesome New Year's Eve party in '99 though!

Do you ever talk to your computer monitor and expect an answer?

 

[cerisecons]

So... Isn't that normal? It is mostly cursing though....

Do you answer you own questions when you talk to yourself?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Usually with four letter words that don't belong here.

When you are bombarded with things to do at work, do you ever hide under your desk and pretend no one can see you?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, Since my office is a job trailer, I lock the doors and turn off the lights...

Did you know that I called the cops on you during your party in 1999?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Didn't know it was you. Should have figured. Wait.... I didn't know you in '99.

Do you break down and cry at work when there is to do and not enough time?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I call my secretary in, punisher her for not de-briefing me correctly, and then go home and take a nap.

Do you want to know her number?