Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Yes, excellent, I love 5 guys Burgers.

Are you going to have bacon on yours?

 

[Sajo]

No. Bacon is evil.

Do five guys with burgers have fun at lunch?

 

[cerisecons]

No, 5 guys is a burger joint, thought they were all over the place...
Ps, there's 2 in Nashville...
Do you have any good food back there?

 

[Sajo]

I know what 5 Guys Burgers is. Just messing around..... we have them here in TN also. Great burgers and they give you a ton of fries!

Yes we have really good restaurants here, its not all back-woods.

Does adding crispy apple wood smoked bacon and aged cheddar cheese to a burger make it the best sandwich in the world?

 

[cerisecons]

Mmmmmm yes, that's what I just ordered, it looks and smells so good, and I ordered an extra portion of bacon...

Can I bring you a big can of whoop Ash?

 

[Sajo]

No thanks. Appreciate the offer though. Maybe save it for later...someone will want it.

Have you ever felt like hitting your phone with a 3 pound dead-blow hammer?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, I've also considered to see how well it flies and if the cracked screen stops it from breaking further.

Don't you love to sleep at work for hours every afternoon?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. When I flew for the navy I was guaranteed 8 hours of sleep a day....anything at night was gravy!

Ever throw up in a foreign port?

 

[Sajo]

No....not in a port. But I have thrown up in a few foreign countries, just not at their port.

Thanks for your service Mike.

Do you enjoy traveling to exotic locations and trying different food & drink (even if you do puke)?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, love trying burgers in different countries.

Thanks to you both for your service to our great country.

Do you want some Frog legs?

 

[Sajo]

Sure. But only if they taste like chicken.

Do they taste like chicken?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, very much like little chicken legs, actually very good, I'd eat them again.

Did you know that French fries didn't come from France, but from Belgium, and that they are far better with seasoned Mayo instead of Ketchup?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. There is nothing better than fries and mayo! Nothing worse either!

Can you feel your arteries tighten when you eat fried foods?

 

[cerisecons]

No, since I rarely eat fried foods.

Have you tried non GMO, gluten free foods?

 

[bruben7886]

No. I like steak, baked potato, beer. Followed by coffee and a cigarette.

I hate my arteries, all they do is wine about my diet and lifestyle.
Hang on a minute.....

I'm back, sorry, had to defibrillate myself

Have you ever tried performing cpr on some random person at the bus stop, even though they are obviously OK?