How about Ten Signs:
1. You wake up and glance quickly at the night table to see if your
DROID is still sleeping...
2. You're in the shower and every 30 seconds pull the curtain aside to make sure the
DROID is still on...
3. You're driving to work with the passenger seat heater on - for your
DROID which is safely strapped in with
his seat belt...
4. You get to work and first punch a time card for you and then one for your
DROID...
5. Your desk is covered with framed pictures of your
DROID instead of the wife and kids...
6. Your office desk phone rings and you grab the
DROID first, and then say "oops!"...
7. Ten minutes before you leave work the wife calls and tells you not to forget to bring home your
DROID (and then adds the milk, bread, etc)...
8. Your dinner table has five place settings - you, the wife, little johnny, precious cindy and -
DROID...
9. When the evening is done, you ask your
DROID first if he'd like to go to bed, and second ask the wife if she'd like to join you guys...
10. In bed the wife seems happy to accept the fact that a third pillow sits between you and her - and on it lies your
DROID...
A Perfect Ten DROID
mikey