My co-worker encounters a guy beating the crap out of a woman in the parking lot at work (a fairly secluded place). He grabs the guys shoulder to pull him off of her, the dude swings and misses. My co-worker seizes the opportunity and the guy's nose and orbital socket magically become broken. Later when the police arrive, my co-worker is nursing a broken thumb while telling the cop exactly what happened, the cop says, "you injured your hand on the car door, correct". Of course after the cops catch the scumbag, he tries to blame my co-worker for the nose and eye socket, my co-worker denies any physical altercation, and has the police report to back it up.
Come to find out the guy lured his estranged gf out to our parking lot (apparently he owed her money), and she thought since it was a public place, that she would be safe. Thankfully, for her, my co-worker knows karate, and since he quit smoking, went out during the middle of every work day for more chewing gum.
-Mike