Just shot my first Thanks Giving turkey, need advice

[FunN4Lo]

I just shot my first Thanks Giving turkey. I always heard that talked about like a rite of passage, but I don't get it.

While I was doing my happy dance dancedroid, all of the other customers in frozen foods ran like I was some kind of psycho. :shocked-b:

The store manager told me I was not allowed to return... EVER. What happened? :icon_ owned:

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[William_04_x]

You were supposed to eat the heart. Duh.

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[Hooch0903]

Relax, store manager was probably one of those anti gun Nazi's. Did you put your Turkey tag on it? Gotta be careful hunting in public places...anti gun nuts will call the game warden for any infraction ...

Congrats!!!

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[FunN4Lo]

Relax, store manager was probably one of those anti gun Nazi's. Did you put your Turkey tag on it? Gotta be careful hunting in public places...anti gun nuts will call the game warden for any infraction ...

Congrats!!!

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Yea, I was thinking it may have been the full auto assault rifle. Maybe next time a a large caliber hand gun

 

[dezymond]

You were supposed to eat the beating heart. Duh.

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fixed.

 

[rubiksc00p]

Well... If you were in Cali, I would know exactly why... :biggrin: But seeing as you're most likely not... I don't know why... Let the poor guy shoot a turkey...

OH SNAP... IT WAS ALREADY DEAD... YOU SHOT AN ALREADY DEAD TURKEY??? THAT'S JUST CRUEL AND INHUMANE!!! xD xD xD That's no rite of passage, what kind of fun is it shooting a frozen (literally) turkey?