Yes or no

[Sajo]

No. I think cerisecons does that too.

Anyone hungry for broccoli?

 

[bruben7886]

NO!
Does brocahollics anonymous know you missed a meeting because you were at the broccoli bar last night?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. They are aware. I am not only a member...I am the preidente.

Does rattlesnake taste like chicken?

 

[bruben7886]

I know chicken does.
Does chicken taste like rattlesnake, dog, pelican, sea urchin, pickled grubs, or whatever nasty stuff as the know-it-all-done-it-all moron at everybody's office claims?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but if you want the hose, go for it fella.

Are some movie to violent?

 

[Sajo]

No. Of course not. The gorier the better.

Is your music too loud?

 

[cerisecons]

No, just the ringing in my ears...

Doesn't the loud music make the ringing louder?

 

[Sajo]

No. Crank it up!

Have you ever said to someone: "hold my beer and watch this"?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I trust no one with my beer.

Do you like to make a puppet of yourself while drinking beer?

 

[Sajo]

No. But I do like to make a fool of myself sometimes.

OK, have you ever sat your beer down and said "Hey...watch this"?

 

[furbearingmammal]

Yes. YouTube. Allowing slightly smarter idiots avoid injury while watching true idiots do it instead.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[Sajo]

No. Not personally. But I heard a story once about a fiddle player....

Ever play the fiddle?

 

[furbearingmammal]

Yes, once. Rome was burning and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Are you a traveler in time and space?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I travel a lot and the flights are never on time. And I plan on going to space next year.....as soon as they figure out how to take beer to the space station.

Should we end this madness right now?

 

[grenefroggie]

No. Not at all.

But should we?