Yes or no

[Efin]

Yes, but as this is a family site I cannot share the actual government involvement.

Did you know that zombies don't see dead people? Are you going to do anything to make yourself invisible to them?

 

[cr6]

Yes, invisibility cloaks are real, I saw one on the YouTube's.

Do you ever get a hankering?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

Absolutely, if you are following this logic.

Would you like some ice cream with that?

 

[cr6]

Yes please.

If you HAD to die, would you prefer death by chocolate?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

Yes, only if I was able to administer it myself, no large vats of boiling chocolate.

Would you choose death by chocolate if it were unsweetened?

 

[cr6]

Yes, cacao rules!

Do you think wine and chocolate is good for breakfast?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

No no no, bacon and eggs and bacon and maple bars and bacon and bacon...

If there was only white wine available, would you stop drinking wine?

 

[cr6]

No, I like a good Riesling.

If they had bacon flavored half & half, would you use it in your coffee?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

No, I like my coffee strong and black.
Reisling is good, wife's choice now.

Would you buy bacon flavored breath fresheners?

 

[cr6]

Only if I lived in Alaska and had zero access to the outside world.

Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

Yes....
Peppermint, wife gags with spearmint...

Could you make a lifelong choice between living without a car and having a bike, or living with a car and losing feeling below the waist?

 

[cr6]

Ummm.... being a car lover my whole life it would be tough, but the latter would be even worse. Biking & public transportation it is!! Now where'd I put that tire pump?

Does your wife know you have a case of little blue pills in the attic?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

Yes if that's another word for lead target pills....

Would you be OK if the Govt changed the bike into a unic-cycle?

 

[cr6]

Why not, they take half of everything else...

You realize lead is poisonous and that "putting lead in your pencil" is just a euphemism right?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

Yes, lead goes nowhere near my stack of pencils, but it does get locked and loaded for sure.

Would you give up the lead in your pencil for a lifetime supply of tires for your new unic-cycle?