Yes or no

[Efin]

Yes, I'm here right?

 

[Sajo]

Yes you are. And a little "mad" at times.

Have you ever bought a one way ticket on the crazy train?

 

[Efin]

No never, round trips on that train for me.

You didn't know I'm the conductor on that train?

 

[cr6]

Yes I know....I'm in the lounge car with all the crazy drunk women.

Can you go faster please?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

Yes, Sure no problem.

Gotta get your women drunk still?

 

[cr6]

Nope, I need to get my beer goggles on.....They seem to have a dusty film on them.....
Do you have a cataract too?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

No, my vision is clear, and my women are sober.

Do you still pay for massage therapy?

 

[cr6]

I always enjoy a happy ending... (when reading books of course!)

Does your SO know about that wknd in Tijuana?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

Yes, she has had several of her own as well. When you live and grow up in San Diego, there's usually a TJ story or two...

Does your SO know about your experiences working in TJ and has she found your little outfits?

 

[Sajo]

No, and No. Never been to that part of Mexico and don't have any tiny outfits. Have you been drinking too much IPA again?

If you had arachnophobia would you ever consider getting a tattoo of a spider on your face as a form of fear prevention?

 

[94lt1]

No. I'd train a live one to sit on my shoulder and attack people...

Should I get a tarantula or something else?

 

[Efin]

No, a black kissing spider, they have a red shape on their underside, they can be fun pets.

Do you want any more great advice?

 

[cr6]

Sure, why not?

Pizza: Chicago or New York?

S5 tap'n

 

[Efin]

Yes, Chicago.


Like Italian?
Northern or Southern?

 

[cr6]

Northern

Potatoes: baked or mashed

S5 tap'n