Yes or no

[Mike.757]

Yes. Because the American voter should always be counted on to vote.... for the right price.

Do you want to see my price list?

 

[cerisecons]

Sure, it's probably less than the current lot of chimps.

Do you believe that I'd you don't vote you don't have the right to a political opinion?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!

Do you believe you should have to pass a knowledge based test to get a voter's card?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and present your citizenship ID, and official be alive (Chicago voting...)

Would you vote for someone that's a known crook?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. As long as they paid their dues and truly learned a lesson. Two strikes though and you're out of the game for ever.

Do you have a tattoo of Ronald Reagan on your chest?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but on my voting record.

Does voting make you happy?

 

[cr6]

No

Do you someday wish to be POTUS?
I would vote for you...for a small "processing fee".

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

No, I'm too consecutive for the current voter, and my association with this form and the people here would certainly be held against me.

Do you wish that having multiple wives, at the same time was accepted?

 

[Sajo]

Noooooooo. One is enough...are you mad?

Does this ever changing world make you break down & cry?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, daily, and I can hear my wives plotting against me...

Would you get a girlfriend if your wife said it was OK?
Would you think it was a test?

 

[Sajo]

No. Because it would be a test, and probably not end well depending on my answer.

Would you?

 

[cerisecons]

Lol, h*ll NO, she tells me all the time about dreaming about me going out with our daughters(24) girl friends etc, I know it would be a test, ending with multiple bangs and pain, then death...

Did you ever date more than 1 at a time before you were married?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. And after too! That's why I'm an ex!

Do you subscribe to the philosophy that if it flies or floats, it's better to rent it?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, I'd love a boat, but they're money pits and we have too many other things going on, and I don't fly myself, but have rented a plane by the hour to fly with a buddy that's a pilot. My wife says we will someday own a boat....

Do you have a pilots license or plan to get one?

 

[Sajo]

No. I prefer to build my own wings in my garage and fly like Icarus.

Can you explain why pizzas are round but are delivered in a square box?