Yes or no

[Sajo]

Yes. Unless I am riding my vespa to work....then not so much. But I look cool on it!

Have you ever stolen a police cruiser?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but I did pass one on the Hiway the other day.

Do you secretly want to be a cop and take advantage of the public?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Thought about it when I was ending my military career, but never pursued it.

Have you ever been arrested for public drunkenness?

 

[cerisecons]

Arrested? No...

Is it legal to smoke in public places where you live?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, but only if they have an outside bar / dining area, so only in those type areas.

Do you think astronauts sneak beer into the space station?

 

[cerisecons]

No, alcohol has a negative effect in weightless conditions, they check their checked and carry on luggage very closely.

Do you still bring you stash and your flask to the office?

 

[Sajo]

No. The boss frowns on that idea. Not sure why.

Is it getting more difficult to think of challenging yes or no questions?

 

[Mike.757]

No. You just haven't tapped into your split personality yet. There's a whole new mind waiting to get started!

Has anyone seen my mind?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I think that's it in the gutter. (JK )

After you have lost your mind, do you realize that its lost?

 

[Mike.757]

No. You run for political office!

Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Because you have already shook it all about...what else is there?

Love the political office comment...very funny!

Is silence really golden?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, especially when others kids are involved.

Do you wish the TV remote worked on the kids or spouse/SO?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Mine already does. As soon as I hit the mute button...she stops talking. Works great!

Have you ever slept in a dog house?

 

[bruben7886]

Never. I'm a model husband. I'm never in trouble.

Have you figured out I'm a l liar yet?

 

[Sajo]

No. Not a liar, maybe just bending the truth a little for entertainment purposes.

Do you forget your name for a few minutes every time someone turns on a microwave?