Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Yes, it's all CRs life, especially the bologna...

Do you like your bologna grilled?

 

[cr6]

Room temp, like your IPAs.

Are you a charter member of the NRA, NAACP, BBC or IRS?

S5 tap'n

 

[Sajo]

No. But I did sleep at a holiday in express last night.

Are you ready for me to audit your taxes?

 

[cerisecons]

No, as an auditor myself we are immune.

You don't like room temp IPA?

 

[Sajo]

No. But I will take a cold lager.

Are you buying the next round?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I bought the first two, you get the next three.

You don't like real men's beer, IPA, IC, coors light?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I like real men's beer: cold and free. The best kind!

When we live on Mars, will we have 7-11 stores?

 

[cerisecons]

No we will have what we have here in Kalifornia, 7-24 stores with beer sold on Sundays too...

Can I get you another white Zinfandel?

 

[Sajo]

What? No. Them is fightin' words where I live!

Do I win a prize now?

 

[cerisecons]

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone that you like it.

Are you coming to get me now?

 

[Sajo]

No. I am not. But "they" are.

Do you know who "they" are?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, I've been told all about you.

Are they prepared to deal with a big furry bear?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. They have tazers, razors, tranquilizers and shaving cream. They are a well prepared team.

Does a dirty phone screen bother you?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, I have wipes for it, and go though a package a day. No screen protector though, they scratch with my rough furry paws.

Do "they" realize that you've sent them to certain death or that they will return wanting to share your white Zinfandel?

 

[Sajo]

No. Because I haven't sent them..... Yet. Soon.

Have you ever tried to make your own Jedi light saber?