Dual Core 2GHz Smartphone Coming Next Year from Samsung!

[sbenson]

Why is it red?

Because the battery is about to catch fire

 

[kodiak799]

Why is it red?

Because it's already been canceled.

 

[geoff5093]

112C is pretty hot.

 

[kodiak799]

112C is pretty hot.

It will work well with the coming line of Corning crockpot docks

 

[sbenson]

Good in the winter when you need your hands warmed

 

[Chizzele]

Would be great for camping, can start a fire and use as a heat pillow.. dancedroid

 

[y0manda]

What's the purpose of a phone with such a high cpu? I can imagine a cpu's temperature at 2ghz and they are putting in two... uhh nothing but a marketing hype. I would rather see a quad core at 800mhz which would produce less heat.

Sent from my Droid

 

[jwhitford88]

112C is pretty hot.

It will work well with the coming line of Corning crockpot docks

Hilarious! Brightened up my day

 

[Hateslinger]

That's all nice but it would have to run a 2700mah battery minimum just to last the same time as a 1400 mah. Which means those who are heavy users would need a 5400mah to last just as long as their 1ghz processor.

Sent from my rooted Thunderbolt, VirusROM AirborneTB

 

[Hateslinger]

Lmao.

Sent from my rooted Thunderbolt, VirusROM AirborneTB

 

[Malvado]

Why is it red?

i dont think thats actually the phone that will be...might be another samsung phone that was photoshoped to look red...

 

[kptphalkon]

Now from Corning and Samsung:

Introducing the Samsung SHX-2000 and Corning's own Crockpot Dock! Simply dock your phone to the underside of the Crockpot, plug in the included 120 watt power adapter, and you're ready to heat things up! (Sizzling effect noise in background) With the display built in to the crock top, checking on your favorite slow cooked foods is a breeze. Just add your ingredients, set the phone to Lets Blaze It Up mode from the crockpot display, and in 4 to 8 hours you'll have a steamy, rich and flavorful slow cooked meal for the whole family!

But who are we kidding? At todays prices, a loser like you doesnt have a family! So just hop on the built in display, and facebook, tweet, text your non existent friends, call your mom, or watch porn to your hearts desire at scorching fast speeds while your food is being simmered to perfection!

(Crockpot dock not included. Additional accessories extra. You must sign and agree to our terms and conditions. Warrantee is void once Lets Blaze It Up mode is activated. May cause, but not limited to, house fires, grease fires, gut fires, scorched hands, steamed eyeballs, loss of homeowners insurance, bad credit, no credit, identity theft, obesity, eczema, loss of potency, addiction to the food network, insane electricity bills. Not guaranteed to cook food. Not recommended for daily use.)