I know the link is from TechCrunch, the same people who sourced their data with "a person familiar with phones" haha, but it's a silly, albeit funny read and TC is just talking about it:
Androids Are For Cheap Pessimists, iPhones Are For Worldly Optimists | TechCrunch
Androids Are For Cheap Pessimists, iPhones Are For Worldly Optimists | TechCrunch