In short, I recently found that I have hypoglycemia. I need something that will go off every 2-3 hours (not necessarily at specific times) to remind me to eat. And because I have a whimsical sense of humor, I'd love to have it go off with music of my own choosing. Things like "Cheeseburger in Paradise," or Lyle Lovett's "Church." opcorn: Is there any such animal?