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    The Energizer bunny has been arrested , he was charged w | battery ! :icon_eek:
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    moved to OT....I have a question though

    has he been discharged yet?
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    Fail...... :icon_ban:
    Maybe if there was a video or something... i can't believe you wasted space on the board for this...
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    well at least it was not another, my girlfriends, cousin's friend knows this guy who works at Verizon and he says 2.1 is coming out tomorrow thread.
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    I don't believe he was "discharged". I read that he was "charged" and will serve his time until they execute him. He was very "amped" up in the courtroom before hearing the verdict, but not so afterwards. Once inside a "cell", though, he was very "un-energetic". By the way, the verdict was for him to be put on the "electric chair". LOL
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    This just in: Viagra shipment hijacked. Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals...
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    That bunny deserved it. Silly rabbit, "battery" aren't for kids! LOL


    I know, I know...someone stop me! :)
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    no you're on a roll on a single charge....
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    What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

    A battery has a positive side
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    CONFIDENT vs. CONFIDENTIAL

    Son: "Father, what is the difference between CONFIDENT and CONFIDENTIAL?"

    Father: "That's easy! You are my son... I'm CONFIDENT about that. Your best friend, Tommy, that lives two blocks down is also my son... that is CONFIDENTIAL!"
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    A man went into a bar and there's this old man just sitting there looking at a bowl of chili. so the guy goes up to the old man and says, "Can I have that chili?"

    "You just go ahead," says the old man.

    So the man eats the chili and it's the best chili he's ever eaten. But at the bottom of the bowl, he notices a dead mouse, so he barfs the chili back up into the bowl.

    The old man looks over and says, "Yep, that's about as far as I got too."
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    was there cheese on it?

    ewewww