Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Yes, but only when he girlfriend's are visiting.

Do you have a pool in your backyard?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Just added chlorine and baking soda. Hmmmm......hidden cameras??

Are we being spied on?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, big sister making sure I'm mixing enough Vodka into the smoothies.

Does your couch have a better sleeping surface than your bed?

 

[Sajo]

No. The bed is much better. Don't think I am allowed in there tonight though...she threatened me with a dull butter knife. [emoji12]

Are flowers the best way to say " I'm sorry"?

 

[cerisecons]

And a big diamond ring. Send me the ring... [emoji14]

Would it be bad if I gave her a sharper knife?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Very bad. That's not very nice.

Is it fair that diamonds are a girls best friend and dogs are a mans best friend?

 

[Mike.757]

No. We make out on the deal every time!

Can dogs hear things that we can't?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, because diamonds are hard and dense and dogs are soft and sweet, they each fit their intended person and purpose.

Darn, looks like I'm on the couch too, move over and give me the remote.

Does your wife know you have given her several cubic zarconias?

 

[Sajo]

No. Shhhhhhh!

Can the average person tell the difference between zirconia and a diamond?

 

[cerisecons]

No, only if you're told, and I haven't told her yet...

got that check?

 

[Sajo]

No, not yet. I think you forgot to put a stamp on the envelope.

Are paper checks still a common form of bill payment?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but only Mortgage and water bill for me, everything else is online banking, solar power takes away the electric bill...

Did wild bill use a big gun?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. It was bigger than him and took three men to lift it into place. Then another two to powder and prime it.

Will we ever come up with a replacement term for "horsepower"?

 

[droidprincess]

no, nothing else fits...
You don't like the term "horsepower"?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I like it. But it is kind of early 1900's. Most young people don't know what one horse can do, so no reference to horsepower.

If the earth started spinning backwards would all of our posts disappear?