Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Not the levee, but the rest is pretty much true.

Can I pet your dog?

 

[bruben7886]

No, I tried it. Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.

Did you write the book on love?

 

[bruben7886]

Not the levee, but the rest is pretty much true.

Can I pet your dog?

At your own risk [emoji15]

Do you have a dog? We already know about your monkey

 

[Sajo]

No. But I have written some names on the bathroom wall.

Are dogs smarter than most of their owners?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, here for certain.

Can my monkey play with your dog?

 

[bruben7886]

No. Nonono

So, no one has played with your monkey but you in a while? Poor monkey

 

[Sajo]

No. Nonono

So, no one has played with your monkey but you in a while? Poor monkey

ROFLOL.

 

[94lt1]

Um... Let's keep our monkeys to our selves... Mine is a recluse...

 

[cerisecons]

No. Nonono

So, no one has played with your monkey but you in a while? Poor monkey

The monkey was a very bad monkey

 

[cerisecons]

Do you like taking your little dog to the park to play with little children?

 

[Sajo]

No. I take my big dog to the park to scare the snot out of people. Get em Fido....get em.

Will we be able to play fetch with our dogs on Mars?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, with less gravity we will be able to throw them across a ravine.

Does your dog know you have a cat on the side?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. And she is not happy about it. But to clarify...its not my cat its my wife's cat...not mine. [emoji12]

Will dogs need special dogstranaut suits for the inevitable trip to Mars?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but cats will not cat will float around bouncing off of hills and valleys.

Does your wife know that you love that cat more than she does?

 

[Sajo]

No. But she knows I love the dog [emoji240] more than her. [emoji142]

Do you enjoy sleeping on the couch?