Yes or no

[Mike.757]

No. I went to public school and can't count that high.

Can you chew gum and walk at the same time?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I can even chew gum and drive a car at the same time. [emoji600]

Do you chew on coworkers pencils at work when they are not looking?

 

[Mike.757]

No. Only when they are looking.

Have you seen my red stapler?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I just put it back in your left desk drawer.

Is it OK for a man to wear a pink shirt to work?

 

[cr6]

Absolutely, if it's 1986.

Do you wear pink often?

S5 tap'n

 

[Sajo]

No. Not since 1986. [emoji2] And I had a mullet.

Have you ever seen a co worker wear their shirt inside out to work (and they didn't realize it)?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. Today....in the mirror.

If you give 110%, are you actually getting worse?

 

[cerisecons]

No no no, I give 100, if I give more I'm doing your work.

Is pink the new black?

 

[Sajo]

No. Pink is the new orange and orange is the new black. So blue is the new purple.

Does any of this make any sense?

 

[cr6]

No, I'm color blind.

Do you always look directly into the sun?

S5 tap'n

 

[Sajo]

Yes. But only because I wear my sunglasses at night.

Have you ever stolen a street sign because it contained your name?

 

[cr6]

No, my name is not Stop or Springfield.

Do you think about unicorns during a full moon?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but only when I'm burning bags of potatoes and onions.

Did the unicorns talk to you again last night?

 

[cr6]

Yes, yes they did.

Do unicorns scare you?

S5 tap'n

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. They have horns and probably not afraid to use them.

Do you patty cake?