Post you Iphone Insults....

[rod]

bet them a buck for every dropped call everyone gets. its too bad theres no way to actually keep track. i used to have at least 1 in 20 calls dropped with att. ive had maybe ten dropped the two years ive been with verizon. youd be rolling in the money.

 

[Guchi]

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[Edmvr6]

1. wheres your flash for your camera?
2. where is your physical keyboard?
3. thats a nice 3 mp camera, mines 5 mp
4. multitask!
5. state how the droids resolution exceeds the iphone in everyway
6. FREE 3D voice navigation with satellite imagery. If they want anything even comparable they have to spend ~$100
7. the droid has an actual GPS inside of it, iphones only have aGPS. Big difference
8. lastly, show them the map commercial showing how lousy the 3G service is on the iphone.

Damn this guys good...lol

 

[Hypnotic]

First, search for similar threads on the same topic lol
Then, ask them what happens if they don't like an App?
Or, if they want to use a spare battery?
Might also want to mention how long it took for the iPhone to get a very basic cell phone feature...picture messaging

They dont pay for apps so it doesnt matter there phones are jail broken
asked about the battery they said why would they need to change it (the batteries dont go bad that quick)

Ask em how they multi-task or where their physical keyboard is

Showed the keyboard said they do just fine without it

Ask them how they change batteries....

I did they didnt care there batteries dont go bad that quickly 1-3 years maybe

They are jealous on the keyboard one.

Better yet tell em to make a call and take two steps to the right and see if they still have service ;3

 

[Kdubbjr]

you should print out a verizon coverage map, and when they say something, hold it above your head. be like, "BAM! im sorry. you cant see the chalkboard? is my map in the way?"

i dunno. its all i got right now.

LMAO had me dying
Just say "You got AT&T bro, Come on.."
bet the Iphone would get better service on MetroPCS

 

[pc747]

Arguing with fanboy is a losing argument because there is nothing you can tell them or show them that is going to change their view. Their head is up thei.....I mean in the sand....so don't waste your breathe. Besides they are already burning with envy, people with lambos don't argue with a guy with a corolla whose car is better, they just step on the gas and let them hear it for themselves.

 

[NYZ93]

got some really good ones here any1 else have anything?????

 

[texasPI]

Just beat them to a pulp with your metal bodied Droid.

 

[NYZ93]

come on guys im dying out here:icon_ nono2:

 

[NYZ93]

Arguing with fanboy is a losing argument because there is nothing you can tell them or show them that is going to change their view. Their head is up thei.....I mean in the sand....so don't waste your breathe. Besides they are already burning with envy, people with lambos don't argue with a guy with a corolla whose car is better, they just step on the gas and let them hear it for themselves.

So true thanks man

 

[MQAAord]

Pity them that they're so pathetic they actually think they need to belittle someone for the phone that person has...

 

[rda990]

come on guys im dying out here:icon_ nono2:

http://www.droidforums.net/forum/droid-general-discussions/14619-iphone-fanboy-insults.html

5 Pages worth...

 

[m3kilpat]

Tell them it took 3 tries for the iphone to be decent. Took the Droid 1. Then tell the the 4th gen iphone will be good, but the Droid 2 will be able to control armies.

 

[dezymond]

lol don't even retaliate. let them live in their moment of "superiority".

It's definitely best to leave the arrogant iphone user have the last comment. Arguing with them is pointless and will always end in "our app store is better" or somewhere along those lines. They really feel intimidated that a new hot device is out and can really challenge their phone. For them to point out that "the Droid sucks" means they're already insecure of their own device.

This is a war and we have already won. No need to stoop to their level.

 

[tu3218]

1. wheres your flash for your camera?
2. where is your physical keyboard?
3. thats a nice 3 mp camera, mines 5 mp
4. multitask!
5. state how the droids resolution exceeds the iphone in everyway
6. FREE 3D voice navigation with satellite imagery. If they want anything even comparable they have to spend ~$100
7. the droid has an actual GPS inside of it, iphones only have aGPS. Big difference
8. lastly, show them the map commercial showing how lousy the 3G service is on the iphone.

THey still SWEAR there service is faster

yeah well they can't prove that so all that matters now is the fact that coverage for att is horrible and verizon 5x more. So no matter what the speed is, getting good 3G signal is very slim.