OFFICIAL: Hookbills 1,111 Post Thread

[hookbill]

i'm calling you bill from now on

You'll just end up on my ignore list, but hey your a mod so I guess you could band me.

 

[hookbill]

Nobody tells me what I win if I do this. A case. A pat on the back? A whatta sucker???

 

[hookbill]

hookbill is for the type of parrots I own. My name is Phil not hookbill. Everybody calls me hook. Bill drives me crazy.

 

[hookbill]

I mean I'm not something you pay. That's a bill

 

[hookbill]

I've got 9 parrots and 5 cats. No there is absolutely nothing wrong with me it's better then haing 5 boys and 4 girls.

 

[hookbill]

Geeze. 50 more post. It seems like an eternity.

 

[hookbill]

Somebody grab my cheese pretzels. I'm hungry.

 

[garyiden]

Yep, bill it is. Now, what is my prize?

 

[cereal killer]

Phil it shall be

 

[hookbill]

Just passed 171. only 40 more to go.

 

[hookbill]

Difficult because I took some Xanax tonight. To calm the stress but I thing 11 may have been too many.

 

[cereal killer]

Oh so bill I mean Phil. You will get a mention in the OP as the first to reach this historic landmark in posting history and you shall forever be remembered. I will actually rename the thread in your name. Hookbills official 1111th thread.

 

[hookbill]

Let me tell you guys a bit about myself. I was born in NYC but my dad was working at an airport and turning his back on some Mafia stuff. Things got hot so they paid him to move to Southern Calif.

 

[hookbill]

Since then I grew up in So Cal and stayed there most of my life. Had a bunch of crappy jobs, got thrown out of the house because my hair was long.

 

[hookbill]

Didn't get married until I ws 43 because I was having a good time. Met my wife on the internet, we will be married 13 years this June.

Worked in KY an wife's job moved us to OH.