Yes or no

[Sajo]

Is that what you were talking about?

 

[Miller6386]

Yes

Like this?

PRECISELY!! lol

 

[94lt1]

No...that's not yes or no..lol..

Am I wrong?

 

[Efin]

According to your wife...

Aren't you happy they can't read our minds?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Definitely yes.

Would you really want to be able to read your spouse's (or SO) mind at all times? [emoji15]

 

[Efin]

No, I tell myself already it's only good stuff, I don't want to have my disappointment validated.

If you could have a visit to your "island 5" once per year, but so could your spouse, would you?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. But I did stay at the Holiday Inn Express on Fantasy Island.

Do you frequently go out Christmas shopping in your birthday suit?

 

[Efin]

Not any more since I no longer am employed at Chippendales.

Does you S.O. know that you have been moonlighting as a sideshow clown at the local Walmart?

 

[cr6]

Yes, yes she does....and she stops by to mock me all the time.

If 6 is more than 5 and 4 is more than 3, what time is it in Beijing?

S5 tap'n

 

[94lt1]

No...lmao.. I don't have a clue.

I knew I was wrong according to my accountant.. Is anyone else not looking forward to tax season this year??

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Use my approach.....just don't pay em. If them revenewers want my money they will have to come find me and take it. [emoji12]

Do you like a glass of moonshine with breakfast? [emoji483]

 

[Efin]

No, but you will need one before your stay in the federal penn with room mate Martin Shkreli.

Did you know that the feds are at your door now?

 

[94lt1]

No...but that explains the helicopters and apc unit...

Did you know I probably know em all by name(the agents)...lmao.

 

[Efin]

Yes, they have your picture on their dart board.

Have you been practicing your yodeling?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I invited them in for milk and cookies...all is good now. They are now interested in some guy from So Kalifonia.

Are you excited to dress up as "sexy santa" for your office Christmas party?