Yes or no

[Efin]

Yes, and I'm Sexy Santa every day, or so I'm told by all my ladies.

Did you know that Reindeer are the only mammals that can see ultraviolet light?

 

[Sajo]

Nope, didn't know that.

Is it safe to ask how you know that? [emoji3]

 

[Efin]

Yes, I do my research, no personal knowledge.

Did you know that Reindeer are actually Caribou?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I did know that. I studied Caribou migration patterns and hunted them in Alaska. That year they changed patterns mid stream...of course. Lots of fun though.

Have you ever been so cold that your nostrils freeze shut when you try to breathe? [emoji34] [emoji103] [emoji301] [emoji300]

 

[Efin]

No, but the snot did freeze to my mustache and beard.

Did you know that we typically celebrate Christmas almost every year in sunshine and 70 degree temperatures here?

 

[Sajo]

No, did not know that. That's not fun. Buried in snow and colder than.... Now that's fun.

Have you ever been caught in public by a co-worker, when you were wearing high heels and a dress?

 

[Efin]

Can't say I've ever worn either, is it embarrassing, did they get your picture and were you with Caitlin having cocktails again?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. There is no proof! None!

Do you have those signs all over your town / city / county with "Santa wears his seat belt....So should you"? (apparently we have a lot of people that don't wear seat belts because they are everywhere)

 

[Efin]

No, but we do have fools calling and texting on their phones, what happened to the laws against talk and texting?

 

[Sajo]

Too many idiots and not enough police to run them off the road. [emoji51]

Has that missing Idaho potato truck been located yet?

 

[Efin]

Yes, parked in the white house underground parking....

Are you familiar with what happens to potatoes when they are in the dark?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, they are fine as long as you don't feed them after midnight.

Will you be surrounded by friends, family and cheer this Christmas weekend? [emoji319] [emoji3] [emoji301]

 

[Efin]

Yes, looking forward to it.
And you doing the same as well?

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[Sajo]

Yes, yes we are.

Isn't that the most important part of the Season?

 

[Efin]

Yes, it's important for sure.

Do you still leave some goodies for Santa?

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