Yes or no

[Efin]

No, no, no... There are nuts out there that will try anything, and just because you can shove a bunch of something somewhere doesn't make a reasonable record.

Are you considering some act that might be considered a record?

Don't forget the last time you didn't stay away from the fire ants... [emoji14]

 

[Sajo]

Yes.

Are you ready to be lit on fire and dragged behind a horse? (It's totally safe....I promise....fire proof suit, medics, we got it covered)

 

[Efin]

No, that's OK, I'll watch you go for double time, and then the BBQ thereafter.

Don't you just love people driving slow in the fast lane, then speeding up when you go to pass?
[emoji35]

 

[Sajo]

Nope....hate it. That's when I normally flash my headlights and honk my horn to see if I can make them pull over to the shoulder....then wave as I drive by.

Would you let someone kick you in the crotch repeatedly to try and set a new world record? [emoji15] [emoji31]

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[Efin]

No, no no, I'm married, I've got the wife for that [emoji14]
you've been watching too much late-night TV

Have you considered joining a rugby team to get your crotch crushing out of your mind?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Pain is good. What don't kill ya makes you more strong.

Would you post a video on you tube, of your wife kicking you in the crotch if it was guaranteed to get 1,000,000 views?

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[Efin]

No, but for $10mil, I'd be ready.

Have you enjoyed being publicly humiliated all your life?

 

[Sajo]

No....never.

Should we start a new thread....."what would you do for $1,000,000.

Edit: probably not. That could turn non family friendly too quick. [emoji1]

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[Efin]

No, no no, you'd post a bunch of clowns doing horrible things for money.

Would you pay me $1mil to keep quiet about all the stuff?

 

[Sajo]

Wait....what...no. No. No. You still owe me money, maple bacon snacks, a new stapler, a new truck.... The list goes on and on.

Did you know that a giraffe can clean its own ears with its tongue? You are trying it now....aren't you?

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[Efin]

No but I can lick my eyebrows.

Do you know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane?

 

[Sajo]

No. Can't say that I do.

Is that somewhere in Idaho?

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[cr6]

Yes, yes it is.

Would you like a potato?

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[Efin]

Yes, but a clean one please.

Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

 

[cr6]

No, but he was in a jam band called Jelly Jims, and they played for peanuts only.

Aren't you a bit pickled yourself, or are you drinking an IPA again?



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