Yes or no

[Efin]

No, but do know there's a lot of funky rules out there for commerce sake.

Did you know that it's legal to sell booze and guns in the same store in Kalifornia, you just need a wall in-between?

 

[Sajo]

Hmmm...Nope...didn't know that. Fun store?

Did you know that if you want your toast to land butter side up, you should always drop it from a height of 8 feet? Run to the kitchen and hop on a ladder to try it.

 

[Efin]

Nope, the dog would catch it before it hit the ground...

Fun store, no, the sales guys are from Uranus...

Is life better now that you're no longer a Pupaphobian?

 

[Sajo]

Me? No. I am good. I take pills for that. Wait....what was the question?

Do you like to wonder through grocery stores eating free samples until they throw you out?

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[Efin]

No, I hate those idiots at Costco...
Take up the whole darn lane... Munch munch...

Have you ever grabbed their cart and moved it out on the way...? [emoji14]

 

[Sajo]

Yes....if by "moving it" you mean ramming my cart into theirs as hard as I can u til theirs smashes into a display wall of canned green beans crashing the whole thing to the floor....and then saying "oops, excuse me".

Is that considered rude?

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[Efin]

No no no, that's my SOP..
Lol, wow, did you learn that by watching someone in SoCal?

Have you learned the art of shooting the lane and putting things in others carts for them to discover at checkout or afterwards?

 

[Sajo]

No. That is funny though. Hey...wait...where did this come from?...[emoji1]

Do you enjoy walking through an airport talking really loud on your phone, so you look important?

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[Efin]

No, and I make it a point to get really close to the perp, get into their personal space, to make them uncomfortable with the irritation too...

Have you ever dropped a box of condoms into the basket of a couple and then fall back to watch the show?

 

[Sajo]

No. But that could definitely be an interesting scene to watch.

Did you realize that over the course of your life you will spend about two weeks of time sitting at traffic lights in your car (watching other drivers pick their nose)?

 

[Efin]

Yes it's funny, especially if they "pull and look"... [emoji13]

Have you ever pointed at them while laughing with your finger "mock planted" in your nose?

 

[xratablancax]

No, never have

Have you ever tried to break a world record?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I hold several world records.

When people ask you stupid questions at work, do feel obligated to reply with sarcastic answers?

 

[Efin]

Yes, and monkeys are flying out of Uranus now too.

Do your world records involve wearing a clown outfit?

 

[Sajo]

Noooooooooo. I left my clown suit in San Diego yesterday.

Did you know there is a world record for longest distance being dragged by a horse while on fire? Wanna try & break that one?