Yes or no

[Sajo]

Yes. But only on golf courses. And only to drunken lawn keepers.

Do you give your phone a nickname?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, especially when she's being thrown across the room.

Do you know several drunken greens keepers?

 

[Sajo]

I know one...the cinderella man. Somewhere in So California.

Would you pay to cuddle with a stranger in a dark room for stress relief?

 

[cerisecons]

No, Not now, but isn't that a strip club?

 

[Sajo]

No. Silly boy. Its a cuddle house. You cuddle with someone for stress relief. Cuddle only!

Would you cuddle for free in a strangers house for stress relief?

 

[cerisecons]

No, Not now, but chances are it could have occurred one or several times in the past. Side bar, female only...

Are you in favor of changing the meaning of the word "cheating" to "having coffee"?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Change cheating to instant firing squad.

Is today a good day to stop sniffing Elmer's glue?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, please do, since you already know, fills you up before you start to get high.
ABS glue it better, try it next. [emoji14]

Is there any benefit of the firing squad if the cheating was good?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. A bullet is still a bullet. They sting a little bit....and leave a mark.

Have you ever used super glue to close a wound?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, it's the best for those pesky cuts on the fingers and hands. Stings a bit, but works great.

Have you ever used novacaine and cut out a splinter and stitched up the cut with S glue?

 

[cr6]

Yes, last week.

Do you have an open wound that needs attention? I have more super glue.

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

No I don't, but something tells me you will, if you don't leave that "cuddle house" now.

Would you like me to call her now or wait for a few hours?

 

[Sajo]

Well, its been 5 hours & no reply. Maybe time for a search & rescue team? [emoji576] [emoji317]

If every weekend was a three day weekend could we be just as productive with a four day work week?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, I have done several successful projects with 4, 10hr days, and one with, 3, 12hr, and 1, 4h, made for a nice long weekends. All were travel jobs.

I found the winning lotto ticket, do you want it?

 

[Sajo]

No thanks. I am trying to live simpler and a life without money. You keep the money.

Do you ever work harder on Saturday (home projects) than you do Monday - Friday?