Yes or no

[Sajo]

Nope. She is all yours. I already have enough crazy women in my life.

Is sleeping in the dog house kind of like camping?

 

[cerisecons]

It's awesome, I built a dog house over an underground man cave, so I'm bad on purpose.

Are you ever bad on purpose?

 

[Sajo]

Me....no....never. I am always good.


Anyone want to buy beach front property in Kentucky?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I'm working on buying some beachfront in Arizona now, going to Prescott tomorrow to check it out.

Do you have a surfboard?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. No where to surf where I live.

Do you believe that love at first sight is not real and is really just infatuation?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, it's visual love, one must handle it for hours, even days to verify that it's real love. Like, I love the Porsche, and I love my Porsche, one is vis, the other is real.

Do you love my Porsche?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Why would I love someone else's car? Unless they were giving it away....

Have you ever taken a car for a test drive and forgot to return it?

 

[cerisecons]

No, not yet, but can I drive your car?

 

[Sajo]

No. I don't have a car. I travel by horse & buggy. Saving up for my first car though.

Is this the very, very, very last question for the evening?

 

[cerisecons]

No, you're way to curious to know my answers.

Do you talk to your horses?

 

[cr6]

No, but my magic 8 ball talks to me.

Would you like to know your fortune?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

No, I already know everything,

So do you want to know your real name?

 

[cr6]

No, I already know. It's John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Don't you wish you had a cool name like me?

S5 tap'n

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. I already do. His name is my name too!

Did you listen to all the oldies?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, Cyrus introduced me to Big Band music.

Should a death sentence be given to gophers, and dynamite be given to citizens to remove them from the earth?