Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Yes, the young cute females... One reason there is a 50 yard zone that I cannot be near any bus stop...

Did you lose your cpr card again just to work on "Annie" early this year?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes so now I'm not allowed with 50 yards of Annie either!

Did you ever take a lifeguard course just to be around girls in bathing suits?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I live at the beach, so I'm bikini rich.

Have you ever thrown bait for the sea gulls so they would dive down and scare the girls with their bikini tops untied so they would jump up?

 

[Mike.757]

No. I'm not that kind of evil genius!

Have you ever been slapped by your SO while walking at the beach?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but did get an elbow while walking along the French Riviera on a topless beach...

Do you wish all beaches were like Europe, and allowed "clothing optional"

 

[Sajo]

Uh....No! Not everyone should roam around clothing free.

Do you ever change subjects in the............middle of a sentence? Wait, what was the question?

 

[cerisecons]

No never, that chair is big enough four monkeys ran through is red.

Do you have any more difficult riddles for me?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Sure.

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter pulls a gun out and points it at the man. The man thanks the waiter and walks out of the restaurant. Do you know why?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, the man had hiccups and the gun scared them out of him.

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have all the answers?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I wonder, but then change the subject and wonder about other things.

Would you really want to be the person that has every answer to everything?

 

[cerisecons]

I already am, I have my answers for every question.

Would you like me to deposit another dollar into my account?

 

[Sajo]

No. I would like you to deposit $1,000,000,000 into my account.

Have you ever ridden on a camel?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but I did make the mistake of smoking one once.

Would you like a little cash first?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. $100 bills works for me.

Do I win now and claim my prize?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, your prize is a Queen CD and an 8 track of Merle Haggard

Would you like another?