Yes or no

[Sajo]

No. But I believe it. Elvis wanders everywhere looking for peanut butter & banana

Can you win a ghost story telling contest?

 

[cerisecons]

Maybe, I have seen one a couple times.

Do you think ghosts are bad?

 

[furbearingmammal]

No, but some of them do bad things. I've had to drive a few out of houses for people.

I used to be a paranormal investigator for about 4 years before I was asked to leave the group because the founder's girlfriend/fiancee had a bad case of "travelling PMS". I made one off-color joke while she was doing an EVP session against virtually all established protocol... Ah well. Still had a LOT of good times.

Am I alone in missing shows like Farscape?

 

[cerisecons]

Maybe, never saw it.

Never heard of ghost driving...
Only demon possession/exorcisms...

Do aliens and ghosts have anything in common?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Both are afraid of baboons with wings.

Uh oh....did you hear that?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. The voices in my head are imaginary but man they come up with good ideas!

Have you heard voices too?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but I still win.

Do you really want to hear her voice?

 

[Sajo]

No thanks. I hear enough voices already.

Is that a light at the end of the tunnel?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, the light is from the laser on my Glock.

Are you headed toward the light now?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. The light of a laser is much preferred to the light of an oncoming train.

Do you like trains?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, preferably the ones driven at the right speed, RIP.

Do you have a laser?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Its currently being overhauled along with my Death Star. Vader is coming to check on the progress soon.

Do the tiny bubbles in your wine make you feel fine?

 

[cerisecons]

No, no bubbles in my wine, but yes in the wine I give to my subjects, and they feel fine...

Do you end all your dates with a little joy juice?

 

[Sajo]

No. But I start my day with strong Irish coffee. [emoji54]

Is reality really real?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and my reality is a win, compared to all the other losers.

Do you like to drive in heavy traffic in the rain?