Yes or no

[cerisecons]

No that's impossible,

Are you still drinking so early in the afternoon?

 

[Sajo]

Yep. So tasty! And it's not impossible.....just think about for a few minutes and it makes sense.

Is today the wrong day to stop sniffing glue?

 

[cerisecons]

No, every day is good for sniffing glue, and for dressing like a party poodle.

Did you find some really powerful glue this time?

 

[Mike.757]

No.

Is that a flying pig I see?

 

[cerisecons]

No, pizzas already here.

Your arm smells like a hallucinogen?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Smells like chicken.

Do you miss the geico caveman commercials?

 

[Mike.757]

No. They hit too close to home.

Have you saved 15% lately?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. 15 minutes ago

Does your spouse / SO make you a sandwich and fetch a cold drink at the snap of your fingers?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. But don't tell her I said that!

Have you ever lied to get respect?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. And we are telling. [emoji2] Or she might read this?

Is your couch comfortable?

 

[Mike.757]

No. The dog hogs the cushions.

Do you have an extra bed?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Sorry. I have a few tents and sleeping bags though. That might work.

Do you love a good campfire?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, especially when you're serving Tequila and nachos.

Is it time to declare me the all time winner?

 

[Sajo]

No. Wrong thread.

Do you know any good campfire ghost stories?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and I win in them all.

Did you know that there are more reported ghosts in Tennessee than any other location on earth?