Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Yes, especially when she's been very bad.

Do you still talk to your plants?

 

[Sajo]

No. I am mad at them, they never talk back...so I stopped talking to them. I'll show them who's boss.

Would you pose for a magazine in your underwear for $100?

 

[cerisecons]

No, no, no, per my contract, I don't get less than $100k to have my picture taken, more for boxers.

Did you just take $100 from that old man with a fake camera again?

 

[Sajo]

LOL. No. The camera was real. [emoji328]

When you check out of a hotel room, do you always take the unused soaps, shampoos and conditioners with you?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, soaps come in handy when there are none at other hotels, no on the others, also the complementary towels and bath robes, of course.

Do you want to buy some bath robes?

 

[Sajo]

Have you sniffed them to see if they are clean? On second thought...No. thanks for the offer though.

Are you afraid to stick your feet out from under the covers when sleeping?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I only fall asleep with my feet out...
I'm sending the robes your way, sniff away.

Do you still like sniffing laundry at the laundromat?

 

[Sajo]

Nope, never have. "They" are always watching you in laundromats...don't sniff anything or act the least bit suspicious...or they will come for you.

Do you still sleep with a night light on at all times?

 

[cerisecons]

No, there are no ghosts in my current home.

Have you ever "seen" something(ghost/apparition) that you can't explain?

 

[Sajo]

Nope, never a ghost or apparition. But I see things every day in this thread that I can't explain.

Do you ever dance in public when there is no music playing?

 

[cerisecons]

No, no no, must have music and lots of Tequila

Do you still dress your dogs in "outfits" in the winter?

 

[Sajo]

No. My dog has long, thick, fluffy white hair. She loves the cooler weather and loves snow. Now....she sheds like crazy. Hairballs bigger than a basketball everywhere. [emoji12]

If you are self employed can you harass yourself at work?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, I have to slap myself sometimes, then the punishments can be fun though...

Is that bad?

 

[bruben7886]

This is a great place for a monkey joke...... Naaaaaahhhh, I'll leave this one alone
Are you your own HR department?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, we are.

Has your monkey been bad as well?