Yes or no

[Jonny Kansas]

Yes, if the internet isn't lying to me.

Should I believe everything on the internet?

Sidebar: Where'd you get this picture of me!?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and Wow nice bikini
Did it cost much?

 

[furbearingmammal]

Yes.

Is it okay to mix jeans and a sport jacket?

 

[cr6]

Yes, if you're normally used to wearing Polyester leisure suits.

Does a rooster crow at night?

S5 tap'n

 

[Jonny Kansas]

Yes, but only in China.

Did that really just happen?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, when it's Hot.
Are boiled eggs able to hatch?

 

[Jonny Kansas]

Yes, but it's hard.

Is it time to go home yet?

 

[cr6]

Yes, what are you still doing here?

Can mice be nice twice in spite of eating rice?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

No, mice are not nice when boiled with rice.
If a bear does poop in the woods, does it hear the falling tree?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Unless he is wearing headphones listening to music.

Is there really an end to the Internet?

 

[cr6]

Yes, located near San Diego.

Is there really a 300 y/o oak tree 2 miles east of Bilbo Baggins house?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but I cut it down and it's in rows next to my home to be burned when it gets cold enough...

Does Fiona Apple really like Cherries?

 

[Sajo]

No. She likes peaches.

Have you ever licked a stop sign?

 

[Jonny Kansas]

Yes. Ironically, I didn't know when to stop.

Have you ever seen a Sasquatch?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I enjoyed beef jerky and beer with one last night.

Is it really possible to be "cold as a well diggers butt"?