Yes or no

[Jonny Kansas]

No.

Have you ever felt a well digger's butt?

 

[scottysize]

No.

Do you know the Muffin Man?

 

[Jonny Kansas]

Yes, but I'm not at liberty to discuss his current whereabouts.
Can you catch the gingerbread man?

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[cr6]

Yes, if you bribe him with gummy bears.

Have you ever seen strange flashing red & blue lights behind you? (I thought it was an alien abduction so I took off and lost the strange craft down a side street!) Phew....I don't need any **ahem** probing going on!

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[scottysize]

Yes and when I stopped I told him, "You need to stop tailgating me and those lights make you look ridiculous!"

Did you order your new M9? You know, the one made by Beretta.

 

[cerisecons]

No, but I shot one, prefer my S&W.
Do Roll always have to be round.?

 

[cr6]

No, but it's odd for a croissant to be round.

Is your refrigerator running?

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[furbearingmammal]

No, but I also need to have my place rewired to the tune of $10,000.

Should we fear artificial sentience?

 

[94lt1]

No.. Until we make it mad..

Is the medical system in this country going to continue to be ran very poorly?

 

[cr6]

No....unless that artificial sentence becomes artificial intelligence, then we should worry.

Are you happy, and if so, do you know it? Will clapping your hands truly show it?

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[Sajo]

Yes. Yes. And...Yes.

Does clapping your hands and laughing out loud in a public work place make you odd?

 

[cerisecons]

No, not if you're a clown.

Does money grow on trees?

 

[Jonny Kansas]

Yes, but the forest burned down long ago.

Will it ever be summer?

 

[furbearingmammal]

Yes, but only after we sacrifice a virgin.

Should salads at fast food restaurants cost less than the burgers and other menu options?

 

[cr6]

No, because they have to keep up the false reality that healthy food is expensive!

Do snails leave a trail went sent in the mail?

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