Yes or no

[Sajo]

No. Are you nuts.....no....no and No! You need a shot of penicillin to even be in the same room.

If you lose your mind....do you know how to find it?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I wish I could find it, I lost it so long ago...

Can you look over there? I Think I left it when you brought out your "stuff"

 

[bruben7886]

Yes, Google, you can find anything with Google.

If I feed my pet pig bacon..... Is that wrong? He seems to like it

 

[cerisecons]

Not a problem at all, pigs are carnivorous and have cannibalism in their blood. Don't trip and fall in the pig pen, it may be your last trip.

I'll bet he liked himself cooked, no?

 

[furbearingmammal]

Yes. Who doesn't?

Most animals will happily eat meat/insects with the slightest provocation. New mothers eat the placenta, after all. Also, the concept of feeding chickens a vegetarian diet is a new one, brought on by fears of mad cow disease, yet chickens are insanely cannibalistic, even to the point of eating feathers off each other until someone bleeds, then they'll keep picking at the wound until someone dies. That's why they debeak the birds in the factory egg farms.

The birds in the meat farms, however, are too lazy to eat each other.

Want an egg McMuffin now?

 

[Sajo]

Yes please...with Bacon!

Is there a reason we talk about bacon so much?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, because bacon gets into our blood and becomes a part of us, bacon is actually an alien species that merged with a pig in order to get into us...

Do you believe it?

 

[Sajo]

No. But I still love eating it. [emoji200]

Can we believe anything that is posted in this thread? [emoji12]

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but don't apply it

You mean you're not taking what I say for 100% truth?

 

[Sajo]

Yes....sure I am.

When you lose something do you always find it in the last place you look?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, otherwise I'd be a lunatic...

Can you look for my car keys, I think I left them there, I looked everywhere in the car...

 

[Sajo]

No, not right now. My boss is yelling at me and threatening to fire me because I am on my phone too much at work.

Do you like to ride the bus?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, That's how I get from the clinic to work, the bus is so small compared to the others, and they strap a hat to my head too...

Do you always point and laugh?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, but only at you. Not at the others.

You knew it was coming: do you lick the windows? [emoji12]

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, that's the only way to get them clean...

Is this wrong?