Yes or no

[Sajo]

No. Not right now. But I have seen polar bears.

Do you like to take selfies?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, can you send me some?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Here you go.

Are you going to buy the new selfie stick?

 

[cerisecons]

I have one by Noot. Giving it to my daughter in London on Saturday. Will use it for travel. They're interesting, she will use it all the time.

Do you plan to?

 

[Sajo]

Me....No. I have never taken a selfie. (At least not without the mask [emoji1] ). Maybe for my daughter, I swear kids have to take pictures of every moment these days.

Will this selfie craze ever fade away?

 

[furbearingmammal]

No. Americans have been trained to be too self-centered and shallow for the trend to die.

Should we use shows like The Jersey Shore to weed out the people who shouldn't be allowed to breed?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Start with that show.

Is there such a thing as a true "reality" show?

 

[cerisecons]

No, you'd not watch it.

Do you watch reality shows?

If you ever check your kids phone, be prepared to have utter shock at what the take selfies of... I know/have seen way to much.... [emoji30]

 

[Sajo]

No. I'm not allowed to watch TV. Mama says that TV is run by the devil.

Do you like Motivational Posters?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and de-motivational...

Do you like calendars from tool companies... Like Snap-on etc..

 

[Sajo]

Yes. some of them are very inspirational.

Do you know what day it is?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, it's DP's birthday, I've already sent cash. Yeah. DP.

Are you ready to send?

 

[Sajo]

No. All of my money disappeared. Some woman named "sarah" kept calling about my account, so when I finally gave her my account # so she could "evaluate" my account all my money disappeared.

She will put it all back....right?

 

[cerisecons]

Sure, yeah right...

Who are you anyway, do I know you?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. You do know me. I am watching you right now & you don't look very busy.

Does that help clear things up?