Yes or no

[Efin]

No no never, I've never poured water in their paper grocery bags...

Are you still dressing up as a slutty beer wench?

 

[Sajo]

No....no way. But I might hang out with one! [emoji41] [emoji126] [emoji141]

Is this the perfect Saturday Halloween? Dressed up as an armchair quarterback, sitting in your comfy chair, drinking beer from a homemade pumpkin keg, watching football and blasting Pantera - Cemetery Gates on repeat? [emoji106]

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[Efin]

Sounds like a good time, and have that album, it's well worn. Not sure on the repeat though...

For $100 Would you do the same but substitute a Celine Deon album?

 

[Sajo]

No, no and more no! Have you gone completely mad? Is that even considered music? Add another 0 to that and maybe?

Would you wear this to work tomorrow for $100?

 

[Efin]

Add another 2-00's and I'll consider it.

Did Chris pose for that picture for free?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. He did it for a box of gummy bears and a red stapler. [emoji3]

Is "Chris" the alias you use when you dress up in Bert & Ernie costumes?

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[Efin]

No no dress up here, the attendants don't let me out of the facility long enough.

Did you know that he has been sending screen shots of your naughty snap chats to the SPCA and PETA?

 

[Sajo]

No, I did not. That's not cool. Who the heck is "he"?

After the attendants feed you your green jello and strap you into your safety blanket do you dream of rainbows in the dark? [emoji304] [emoji12]

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[Efin]

Oh no, I'm not a patient, I'm the lead psychologist and psychotherapist.

"He" is your other personality...
Shall I share the file we have on you?

 

[Sajo]

No thanks.....its all propaganda and fiction. [emoji41]

Did you sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

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[Efin]

No, I was only there an hour...

Did you know that the powerball lottery only paid me $67m of that $100m prize?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. But....67 Million in phony monoply money still won't buy you a cup of coffee.

Did you know that in Eureka, CA it is illegal for a man with a mustache to kiss a woman? I guess that means it's OK to kiss other men....or sheep?

 

[Efin]

Yes. But....67 Million in phony monoply money still won't buy you a cup of coffee.

Did you know that in Eureka, CA it is illegal for a man with a mustache to kiss a woman? I guess that means it's OK to kiss other men....or sheep?

No, You'll have to ask the Idaho man, where apparently with sheep that's allowed, then again Eureka is just north of San Fran...

Did you know that it's not illegal to consume roadkill in Tennessee? Are you going to go find dinner now?

 

[Sajo]

Dinner... No. Breakfast...Yes.

Have you ever tried possum bacon?

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[Efin]

No, that would be an awfully small piece of bacon...

Are possum bellies a hot commodity traded in Tennessee?