Yes or no

[Sajo]

No, not at all. Mean old sob

Can you answer this question? What is the exception to the rule that every rule has an exception?

 

[Efin]

Yes, the exception to the rule is that I'm always right, even if a rule is made saying I'm not right.

Do you ever wish you could read others minds?

 

[Sajo]

Yes...but only if I am allowed to hit them if i don't like what they are thinking.

Would that be considered "wrong"?

 

[Efin]

No, absolutely not, unless it's me, then it's wrong.

Would you like to read women's minds, but they could also read yours as well?

 

[Sajo]

No, there could be some slapping involved with that scenario. [emoji15] [emoji112] [emoji136]

Do you know why a hamburger was named hamburger when there is no darn ham in it?

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[Efin]

The original was made from ham, but the beef industry slipped in a few patties into a competition in Desmoins and the rest is history.

Do you know why beef hot dogs were originally called weiners?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Are you sad when you are locked out of your house in the rain?

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[Efin]

Confused, No, what's rain?

Would you like some of this fresh homemade apple pie?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, but only if there is ice cream also!

Do you believe in Man Rule number 16? (16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.)

 

[Efin]

Yes, absolutely, I married a very good spy...
And yes, the pie and ice cream was so good...

Is it OK for your wife or Girlfriend to have a best friend that's a guy?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, as long as he likes to go shopping, get his nails done, etc.

Is it ever acceptable to share an umbrella with another man?

 

[Efin]

No, unless it's your dad or brother...

So you'd take your wife's boyfriend to get your nails done together?

 

[Sajo]

Nope, not a chance.

When watching sports, have you ever said to your spouse (or SO): "whatever you need to say to me, please wait for a commercial break" ?

 

[Efin]

Yes, and you're typing with a corpse.... [emoji317]

Have you ever interrupted your wife in the middle of an argument saying, "stop talking, I'll let you talk when it's your time"?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Just now....told her to be quiet while I type on the forum. I'm in charge.

Do you know any good lawyers? [emoji15]

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