Yes or no

[Efin]

No....no monkeys here....all is good.

If you could control the hubble telescope for one day, do you know what you would want to "look at"?

No, but that is an interesting thought.

Is there anything you'd like to see?

 

[Efin]

It's goats that fly in Idaho, not pigs.

Did you know I'm having pork for dinner? It's the other white meat, in case you were unaware.

Edit: damn ninjas! [emoji12]

No, I thought babies were the other white meat...

Do you want to try them?

 

[Sajo]

No thanks. I am good, just finished a cheese steak.

If you stare at flying goats through a telescope for more than 4 hours....should you call your doctor?

 

[Efin]

No, the men in white jackets will have already taken you back to the padded room...

Are you enjoying the subscription to cat fancy magazine?

 

[Sajo]

Magazine....No. It was diverted to some guy in San Diego.

Have you ever left your cake out in the rain?

 

[Efin]

No it was my payment to you, looks like the inks off the bills...

Did you see the almanacs forecast for a frozen snow covered winter for Tennessee and the South.

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I am loving it. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow....[emoji301] [emoji300] [emoji301] [emoji300] [emoji301] [emoji300] [emoji301] [emoji300]

Do you smile when groped and patted down by TSA because of a napkin in your pocket?

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[Efin]

Yes, because I always request a female agent as I'm a lesbian caught in a man's body...

Do you frequently feel trapped as well?

 

[Sajo]

No. Never.

Have you ever been so busy that you lost track of 72 hours of your life? [emoji20] [emoji15]

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[Efin]

No, that's what assistants, and mistresses are for...

Would you like to meet your new mistress?

 

[Sajo]

No. I sent her back to San Diego.

Do you know what your assistant does to your tooth brush when you are not looking? [emoji15] [emoji33]

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[Efin]

No, but I know what your mistress does to yours... [emoji12]

Are you still considering shaving your head and joining the mali dama in Shreveport for the mud wrestling convention?

 

[Sajo]

Considering......heck no. I am there now! [emoji3]

Maybe that's where those missing 72 hours went?

Have you ever woken on a plane and had no idea how you got there / where you are going?


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[Efin]

No, cannot sleep on a plane because of the snakes...

Are you still pushing your state to legalize Marijuana?

 

[Sajo]

No. Wait......you mean its not legal now?

If being wrong means doing the right thing....do you still want to be right?


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