Yes or no

[Efin]

Yes, it's only a Van Dyke, and I shaved it off last year, and she likes it better, but I'm a rebel so it's back.

Do you still shave your legs and arms for your "dress up" times?

 

[Sajo]

No, never, ever. That's just nonsense.

Are 60 seconds and 1 minute really the same thing?

 

[Efin]

Depends, did you just shave your legs? Then it's a minute..


Do you like the way your stocking fit after shaving?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, very smooth.........wait...No...definitely no!

If you knew you could get away with a specific crime, would you go ahead and do it?

 

[Efin]

Again?

Would you like to send me your license for verification

 

[Sajo]

Yes. It's on the way. Just don't show it to any federal agents, that may not end well.

Does chocolate make everything better?

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[Efin]

Yes, as long as it's mixed with peanut butter.

Can I send you your new license with your new name name?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, sure. Send it to that address in Idaho.

Do you normally wear your facekini to the beach ? (to protect your delicate skin from the sun)

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[Efin]

No, only to not be noticed by my fans in China...

Did you know that Idaho has made those mandatory in public?

 

[Sajo]

No, I did not know that. But it does make sense....in Idaho!

Did you know that it is illegal to push a moose out of an airplane in Arkansas?

 

[Efin]

Non I didn't, but can they fly there like they do in the cartoons?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Of course.

You mean you didn't know that?

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[Efin]

No, I know pigs fly in Idaho, but moose, no.

Have you noticed the monkeys flying around Uranus?

 

[Sajo]

No....no monkeys here....all is good.

If you could control the hubble telescope for one day, do you know what you would want to "look at"?

 

[cr6]

It's goats that fly in Idaho, not pigs.

Did you know I'm having pork for dinner? It's the other white meat, in case you were unaware.

Edit: damn ninjas! [emoji12]