Walk into store, When the salesman asks if he can help you say just looking, proceed to look at phones, wait till the hot large chested sales person gets free, and approch her. When she asks if she can help you say "yes" Tell her what phone you want, then she will ask you to come with her over to the computer, she will ask you for you account information, you will might stumble over some of the questions, but you will get through, then she will tell you that yes you can have an upgrade. then she will leave and go to the back to get a phone. you will stand there akowardly, alone while she is gone, for a long time. She retures you hand her you OG, and for a moment you fill bad, like you are cheating on your lover, she powers off you OG. She unboxes your new phone. and pulls off the stickers, then types on the computer. more waiting, she enters you gmail into the new phone, types on computer, has problem, gets someone to help her, that person leaves, she types some more, then she flicks back her hair, says all set. She then tries to sell you a screen protector, case, bluetooth, car charger and dock. You get the spill about how you get 30% off for buying five things, so you take them all, and she gives you a big smile. she types on the computer some more, and you sign a new contract, dying just a little bit on the inside. Then the total comes up on the little screen, you slide you card, for a total amount that is almost a two week pay check. you swallow hard and punch in your pin. She puts all you new stuff and your og in a verzion bag. You big farwell. You drive home. you feel remorse, pain, sadness, then joy, excitment, love? you go home, plug in your new toy to charge. you wait and stare at the bag for what seems like an entertity, then you will get hungy, have a sandwhich, then wait some more, finnlly the time is here you can upplug and play. You contacts will be in the phone, but you will be spending the next 6-8 hours redownloading your APPS, exploring menus, adjusting setting and building home screens.
