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Hope everyone's packages are wrapped and the elf on the shelf is getting ready to pack up and leave! I have 4 more to wrap and ran out of paper. Maybe newspaper will do. It's raining sideways and I'd rather not go out there. Maybe aluminum foil will be fun. Yeah... That's a win! [emoji57][emoji57]

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The last full moon of the year is tonight. Make sure you get out and howl!

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Wife and I went outside to look at it.
Started sprouting hair, razor sharp claws, began panting uncontrollably. Drool and billious spittle running down her chin to congeal on the sidewalk, like some unholy porridge baked by Satan himself. Red eyes, snakelike slit pupils that seemed to glow in an unnatural red

I asked "you ok babe?"... like the idiot that I am.

She slowly turned her bristly-haired newly-elongated sneering snout towards me...half spoke, half growled as her maw widened to reveal her hellishly large and yellowed fangs, searing breath, reeking of decaying flesh:
"NO!" PMS!"
she barely got out before baying and howling at her master, the moon.

Figured it wasn't a good time to bring up the new motorcycle in the garage....



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I need coffee now! Gotta wake up for yoga... Creaky bones and all [emoji4] last weekend before Christmas. Panic time! Just found out that my husband's present is back ordered till 1/31... What to do?[emoji44][emoji44] I got it.... Print up the back order email and put it in the biggest gift box I can get... There, now it's done! Whew... That was close [emoji23][emoji1787]

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