Well, I tried to go through Best Buy but I'm not the primary account holder and they needed to be present, so I held off for a bit. I checked on Verizon's site and they had a deal going on where I get a discounted Zenpad 8 if I get a phone, so I went to a completely different store kinda far but with better reviews (almost none are above 3.5 stars, shocker), and including all fees and taxes ended up paying $154 total to cover the last 2 months of my Turbo, the Force, and the Zenpad 8, as well as another promo that gave me another 6 gigs of data. The new plan is also cheaper so I'm actually paying less on my monthly bill now too. I didn't really need a tablet for myself, but had been considering one for my business since I could definitely use it for things like taking payments or easier scheduling, so it seemed a win-win.
Even though it was clear this sales rep was another iPhone user who for every non-Apple model only knew the equivalent of CNet's pro/con list, overall I'm quite satisfied, and at least I didn't have to wait in agony for a week staring out my window for the UPS man...