Asus has some friends in high places. Like... really high places. As in... from other planets places. Apparently, some aliens with a penchant for copying cathedral architecture with their transformer-style spacecraft have joined forces with Asus to help show off “Ultimate craftsmanship. Today.” They share the vague message, “Asus unleashes the next mobile transformation” and ask us to "embrace the metallic miracle." So, does this mean we should be excited by Asus' new Transformer tablets, or terrified of religious aliens?