Yes or no

[Efin]

No, that's crazy, I pay taxes, it's part my car, I should be able to take it to pickup my drugs...

Did you know that no snow is forecast again this winter for San Diego?

 

[Sajo]

Nope, that's crazy. I thought you guys got snow every year. [emoji1] [emoji301] [emoji301] [emoji296]

Did you know that many hotels frown upon swimming in their pool in your birthday suit?

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[Efin]

Except if you're an early 20s hot female...

Are you a female yet?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Thank goodness. [emoji3] [emoji12]

Are you excited to get a web linked Hello Barbie for Christmas? [emoji73] [emoji137]

 

[Efin]

No, from what I've heard you have abused yours.

If you were in a bar, Kim Kardashian came in and asked you to leave with her, would you?

 

[Sajo]

No. There is not enough penicillin in the world.

Is your coffee spiked this morning? [emoji477] [emoji381]

 

[Efin]

No, haven't had any yet, Saturday at 6 am is early for coffee...

If you woke up the next morning next to Kim, would you tell anybody?

 

[Sajo]

Yes, the whole world & maybe finally break the internet.

Is it ever TOO early for coffee?

 

[Efin]

Yes, before the coffee is brewed, it's too early for coffee.

If you could no longer have coffee unless you had that "date" with Kim, would you still say no?

 

[Sajo]

OK.....you got me. Since coffee is a key nutrient and essential to my continued existence.....I would have to say Yes then. But only then.

Does your doctor know that you mixed your medicines again? I thought they were color coded? [emoji3] [emoji381] [emoji12] [emoji381]

 

[Efin]

Maybe, I have several doctors on different corners, I figured they talked...
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If you could take a pill that gave you 100 percent mental clarity during the day, but you had to spend each night with Kim and no coffee, would you?

 

[Sajo]

No, no, and no. Not every night. That means penicillin every morning. Uggh!

Does your "doctor" know about your obsession (aka fatal attraction...) with reality TV women?

 

[Efin]

Yes, but he's more concerned with your obsession with the men...

Does Kanye still have a restraining order on you?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. He is not that bright.

Do you know who made who?

 

[Efin]

According to who, it was what, and I don't know.

Are you living in the past?